Camp Epstein Donors:
- Donald J. Trump – Founder of the 15 and Under Club
- Ghislaine Maxwell – Camper Recruitment Director
- Prince Andrew – Sweat Lodge Coordinator
- Bill Clinton – Executive Club Member - 60,000 Miles and Counting
- Ehud Barak – Regional Liaison for Bibi Netanyahu
- Bill Gates – International Flight Director
- Kevin Spacey – Performing Arts Director
- Chris Tucker – Cabin Morale Officer - Never Read the Itinerary
- Elon Musk – Selfies and Memes Director
- Woody Allen – Camp Film Director - Immersive Role Preparation
- Alan Dershowitz – Massage Legalizer - Name Redaction Specialist
DISCLAIMER:
This entire site is satire. I have not reviewed sealed flight logs, sealed affidavits, or hidden cameras — but I can read a pattern.
Any names mentioned are used for cultural commentary and parody. If you’re uncomfortable, you probably shouldn’t be here.
